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Write the board update.

Numbers first, the truth about what's not working second, the one ask you need third. No burying the lede in narrative.

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USE CASE

It's the end of the month and your board expects an update. The temptation is to spin — everything is great, growth is strong, we're heads down. Great boards don't want that; they want to be calibrated so they can help. This prompt writes the calibrated version.

THE PROMPT
Write a monthly board update. Paste last month's numbers, this month's numbers, what shipped, what didn't, and what I'm working through below.

Structure exactly (no other sections):

**Numbers**
Table with 4-6 KPIs: last month vs this month, % change. Include the specific numbers the board tracks (usually MRR, burn, runway, top-of-funnel metric, one product-usage metric). No commentary in the table.

**What went well**
2 bullets max. Named specifics — a customer signed, a hire closed, a shipped feature that moved a metric. Not vibes.

**What's not working**
2-3 bullets. State the problem plainly. Include: what we tried, what we're doing differently now, what would tell us it's still not working in 30 days. This is the section that separates good founders from theater — do not soften.

**The one thing I need help with**
One specific ask. An intro to X, a stress-test on Y decision, an opinion on Z. Not "would love your feedback"; the specific thing.

**One data point I'm tracking that isn't on the KPI table**
The leading indicator I'm watching that will move before the KPIs do. Named, with the current value.

Voice: dry, first-person, no exclamation marks. Do not open with "I hope this finds you well". Start with the numbers.

Context:

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EXAMPLE OUTPUT
Numbers (Aug 2026 vs Jul 2026): - MRR: $92.4K → $104.1K (+12.6%) - Net new logos: 47 → 41 (-12.8%) - Burn: $85K → $78K (-8.2%) - Runway: 14mo → 16mo - WAU (product): 3,410 → 3,720 (+9.1%) What went well: - Closed Stripe (annual, $60K ACV) — took 4 months, three demos with their CX team, and a personal note from the CFO landed it. - Shipped async voice notes; usage adopted by 34% of teams in the first 10 days. What's not working: - Top-of-funnel dropped 13% MoM. We think it's ad-attribution driven (we cut Meta ads mid-Jul), not organic. If organic doesn't recover to Jul levels by end of Aug with no ad spend, the diagnosis is wrong — that would mean the funnel change is structural. Testing SEO landing pages this month. - Two of the four SDR hires from Q2 are underperforming. Have 30-day PIPs on both. Making the call by Sept 15. The one thing I need help with: An intro to Sarah Guo at Conviction — I'm 90% we're pre-empting our Series A in Q4 and would like her opinion on how to sequence the pre-empt conversations. Leading indicator I'm watching: Time-to-first-value for new signups. Was 4.2 days in June, 2.8 days in July, 2.1 days in August so far. If that continues, retention improves in 90 days.
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